Xpat Link, as the name suggests, is a Kenyan magazine that provides ex-pats with links. Links to houses, holiday homes and restaurants. Oh, and to other ex-pats.
Here are a few of my favourites:
“Married, horsey and just a little bit naughty. Looking for flirtations. No strings attached.”
“I had a dream of Africa and you were in that dream. I am 25 years old, blonde hair, ripped shirt and looking for white mischief. If you have it – get in touch.”
“You are tall, strong, dark-skinned, know how to change a tyre and can show me the wilder parts of the bush.”
“Sharp claws, financially independent and surgically enhanced. I’m on the prowl for a youthful king of the wild, only lions with night vision need apply. I am waiting for you. You are my bushman.”